Practical Magic: 15 Best Quotes, Ranked

Practical Magic is the perfect Halloween rom-com and story of sisterhood, and these are the best and most memorable of Practical Magic quotes.

Summary

  • Practical Magic quotes challenge the stereotypes surrounding witchcraft and depict it as something positive and empowering rather than evil or demonic.
  • The film emphasizes the importance of sisterhood and unconditional love, showing that family bonds can overcome any obstacle.
  • Practical Magic highlights the idea of embracing one’s true self and rejecting societal norms, encouraging viewers to embrace their uniqueness and live authentically.

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Inspired by the Alice Hoffman novel of the same name, Practical Magic has long been a movie fan’s favorite when it comes to Halloween programming, and Practical Magic quotes are particularly memorable to boot. The movie, however, is still a perfect watch year-round that features the importance of sisterhood and letting love in despite the fear of it. This film is filled with romance, family love, and magic and has become something of a cult classic and a highlighted ’90s movie starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman as the sisters, Sally and Gillian Owens.

The magical story involves two sisters from a line of witches who have to help each other out after Gilly’s particularly aggressive ex-boyfriend comes after them when she attempts to leave him. The two sisters accidentally poison him, and they are forced to hide the body from the handsome investigator sent to find him. Sally struggles with their magical ancestry while Gilly embraces it, and their relationship is what the movie is built around, not the romantic storylines. The Owens sisters and their aunts provide most of the best Practical Magic quotes.

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“There’s No Devil In The Craft.”

Sally Owens

Sally and Gary talking outside in Practical Magic

So many of the stories and movies that depict witchcraft portray it as something dark and evil. Practical Magic, and Alice Hoffman’s novels as a whole, do not. That’s an important note for the movie. The Owens women practice magic and believe in their craft, but they aren’t the bad guys, and they aren’t the devil-worshiping villains that they are painted as.

When Sally finds herself and Gillian in the middle of the investigation into Jimmy’s disappearance, she is confronted with the rumors about witchcraft, and when the devil is mentioned, Sally is quick to point out that, “there’s no devil in the craft.” It’s an important moment for Sally because, despite Sally not actively practicing the craft and not wanting her daughters to be a part of all the magic, she defends it. Sally knows how others see her family, and even though she’s blamed magic for the bad in her life, Sally still understands that the magic is a part of the Owens women, and she doesn’t want her entire family to be seen as something they are not.

“Since When Is Being A Slut A Crime In This Family?”

Sally Owens

Sally stands by while Gilly sits on the counter in the kitchen in Practical Magic

Out of context, this particular Practical Magic quote from Sally Owens sounds mean-spirited, but it’s not in the movie. The Owens women are more than ready to poke fun at one another and take the things that others dislike about them to give themselves power. Gillian loves to fall in love. Outside the family, that’s frowned upon, and she knows how people see her, which is why she also tells women to “lock up their husbands” when she’s back in town.

The aunts and Sally, however, love Gillian for who she is. Even if Gillian brings an abusive boyfriend and a haunting to their doorstep, they love her. They know that she has a big heart, and she feels things deeply. Sally knows that when the aunts poke fun at Gillian, they don’t mean it, and neither does she. Practical Magic’s focus on sisterhood is one of its big draws for its audience.

“You Can’t Practice Witchcraft When You Look Down Your Nose At It.”

Aunt Jet

The aunts listen attentively in Practical Magic

When Practical Magic begins, Sally Owens isn’t as enamored with the family’s craft as her sister, her aunts, or her daughters. She blames magic for the loss of her parents and the loss of her husband. That doesn’t stop her from turning to magic to help her sister though – and to find it backfiring on her yet again.

As her Aunt Jet points out in this Practical Magic quote, it’s not possible for Sally to fully commit to using the craft when she’s continually against it. The same is true in life – if a person despises something, chances are, they’ll never give the experience their all. Sally learns that first-hand over the course of the movie. Practical Magic is as much about sisterhood as it is Sally’s coming-of-age as a witch.

“Curses Only Have Power When You Believe In Them, And I Don’t.”

Gary Hallet

Gary Hallet smiling and holding a rose in Practical Magic

Part of the reason Sally spends too much time avoiding magic is that she knows it’s real. She understands the power of the family curse. The detective who develops feelings for her while he searches for Gilly’s ex-boyfriend, however, doesn’t.

He doesn’t understand why the Owens women are seen as witches and doesn’t understand Sally’s reluctance to admit her interest in them. Despite him giving Sally this line, she still attempts to keep her distance from him. Of course, since Sally’s love for her sister ends up breaking the curse, after all, maybe he’s right to disagree with her. Gary offers Sally a grounded perspective in the movie, even as she feels like her world is falling apart.

“There’s A Little Witch In All Of Us.”

Aunt Jet

The aunts work in the garden in Practical Magic

At the climax of the movie, Sally needs to build herself a coven to help get rid of the spirit of Gilly’s ex for good. That’s easier said than done when she keeps to herself and most of the inhabitants of her small town talk about her behind her back.

She calls in the phone tree for her daughter’s class, and it turns out to be one of the best decisions she could have made as the women prove that despite the gossip, they do care. Some of them even recount stories of magical moments in their own lives, prompting Aunt Jet to tell them, “there’s a little witch in all of us.” It’s one of the quotes from Practical Magic that makes it clear that Sally is no longer going to be the town pariah.

“My Blood, Your Blood, Our blood.”

Sally And Gilly Owens

Gilly and Sally carry a pot with a potion in it out to Jimmy's grave in Practical Magic

This quote is said twice in the film and really symbolizes the deep bond between Gilly and Sally, even when they are apart. It is first said when Gilly decides to leave their aunts’ house and the small town she and Sally grew up in.

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All through their youth, Sally and Gilly were scorned by their neighbors and townsfolk for being witches, so when Gilly leaves, Sally is afraid she will never see her sister again. Gilly decides to comfort her sister, making a blood pact with her. She cuts both of their hands and then holds them together while saying this spell to bond them. This quote is said again in the climax of the film, but this time by Sally as she tries to save her sister. It’s a short, but memorable line in the movie.

“And I Don’t Want Them Dancing Naked Under The Full Moon!”

Sally Owens

The aunts standing together and appearing concerned in Practical Magic

After Sally Owens puts her foot down with this Practical Magic quote, Aunt Jet calmly replies, “No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember!” Sally, however, is still apprehensive.

The cycle has repeated. Sally has two daughters with a husband that was killed by the family curse and goes to live with her aunts for support. Sally is wary of her children living the same free-spirited childhood she and Gilly lived, so she lays some ground rules for her aunts and the children. One of those rules is no dancing naked under the full moon, to which one of the aunts replies that it was always an optional choice. Both of her daughters become fascinated by magic, and they’re never stifled with the aunts guiding them as the aunts believe that everyone should get to choose their own path.

“Of Course You’re Going To See Me Again. We’ll Grow Old Together. It’s Going To Be You And Me Living In A Big House… These Two Old Biddies With All These Cats. I Bet We Even Die On The Same Day.”

Gilly Owens

Gillian and Sally try to bring Jimmy back to life in Practical Magic

This is another Practical Magic quote from Gilly that she says while sneaking out of the aunts’ house. Gilly voices this in response to Sally’s fears that the two will forever remain separate, and for years the two communicate through letters to each other and what seem like rather short visits.

This quote also remains one of the consistent things between Sally and Gilly as they both swear that they will grow old together, so when Gilly is dying, Sally brings up this promise and drags her back from the clutches of James Angelov. It’s a reminder of how strong their bond is. No matter what, they’re determined to spend their lives together, even when they’re far apart.

“Did You Or Your Sister Kill James Angelov?”

Gary Hallet

James sits behind Sally in the car in Practical Magic

Officer Gary Hallet first appears and immediately is revealed to be Sally’s made-up perfect man. The only issue is that Hallet is also there to investigate the murder of James Angelov, who Sally and Gilly killed in self-defense. It’s also not Hallet’s questioning of Sally that is the memorable Practical Magic quote here, but now Sally responds to the questioning.

Jimmy was a bad guy, he was as skeezy as they come and abused Gilly while they were dating. The sisters killed the man in a moment of opportunity. He just would not stay dead after the sister witches tried to undo the wrong they had started by attempting to bring him back to life. So when Sally responds to Hallet’s direct questioning with “yeah, a couple of times,” it is both the truth and totally unbelievable which just makes this moment so funny.

“In This House, We Have Chocolate Cake For Breakfast, And Never Bother With Silly Little Things Like Bedtimes Or Brushing Our Teeth.”

Aunt Frances

Dianne Wiest and Evan Rachel Wood in Practical Magic

As Sally and Gilly moved in with their aunts after the death of their mother (who died from heartbreak over the death of their father), the aunts say this quote to lighten the mood. These witches are free-spirited and enjoy having fun, and want to please the young girls as much as possible.

They give them so much love, with little rules. The idea of chocolate cake and no bedtime seems like the biggest fantasy of every young child. This is one of the quotes from Practical Magic that demonstrates how important it is to foster an environment of acceptance for young girls. Their levity allows the grieving sisters a moment of hope, and they foster that hope, freedom, and acceptance for both Sally and Gilly and Sally’s two daughters later.

“Sometimes I Feel Like There’s A Hole Inside Of Me, An Emptiness That At Times Seems To Burn. I Think If You Lifted My Heart To Your Ear, You Could Probably Hear The Ocean.”

Sally Owens

Sally stands at the counter of her shop in Practical Magic

Sally has had a pretty tough life. She lost both of her parents, her sister left to live her life, and after she met a kind man, married, and had beautiful children with him, he suddenly died by a family curse. She blamed herself as a result. And all the while, Sally doesn’t really have a whole ton of friends as everyone in the town is just a little bit afraid of her because she and her family are witches. It’s easy to understand the emptiness she feels when she thinks the universe is against her.

It’s important that Sally doesn’t hide from the way she feels. Yes, she cuts herself off from magic, but she embraces her grief and lives in it. This Practical Magic quote is actually from one of the letters she writes to Gilly about how she feels. She’s completely open with her sister, demonstrating how vulnerable the two of them can be with one another even in their worst moments.

“It Makes Your Heart Race. It Turns The World Upside Down… ”

Gilly Owens

Jimmy comes up behind Gilly in Practical Magic

In this Practical Magic quote, Gilly is talking about love and what it feels like to fall in love, and how a person can sometimes totally lose themselves in the idea of it, in the illusions the person may grant you, that sometimes they become blinded by the truth around them. Gilly’s full quote is actually:

“It makes your heart race. It turns the world upside down. But if you’re not careful, if you don’t keep your eyes on something still, you can lose your balance. You can’t see what’s happening to the people around you. You can’t see that you’re about to fall.”

This quote pretty much sums up her romance with Jimmy, as she was blinded by how intense he was until it was way too late. She fell in love quickly due to how attractive he was but wasn’t able to keep her eyes open, allowing the passion to override all the warning signs. Gilly is someone so in love with the idea of love that she falls quickly and passionately without seeing the downsides until it’s too late.

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“I Dream Of A Love That Even Time Will Lie Down And Be Still For.”

Sally Owens

Sally and Gary sitting at the kitchen table in Practical Magic

This Practical Magic quote was also from a letter that Sally wrote to Gilly while they were living their separate lives. Sally never wanted love when she was a child after she found out the truth of the curse that affected her family. As she grew older, she started to feel the need for a companion, a romantic partner, one who would be safe from the curse so that she could love them freely and openly. After the death of her husband, Sally felt incredibly scared to love, but the desire remained within her.

Sally’s idea of a time lying down and being still, however, is a subtle nod to the magic in Sally’s family. She might want to reject magic and blame magic for her grief at the time, but she’s still acknowledging it by wanting a love that makes time stand still, a love that can transcend the curse itself. It’s a very poetic line from Sally and one that speaks to her journey in the movie.

“My Darling Girl, When Are You Going To Realize That Being Normal Is Not Necessarily A Virtue? It Rather Denotes A Lack Of Courage!”

Aunt Frances

The aunts making margaritas in Practical Magic

This has got to be one of the best quotes from the film, and one that many an Instagram caption features these days. One of the aunts says this to Sally after Sally claims that she just wants a normal life. Sally wanted a normal life so bad that she ended up hiding from the outside.

She never truly behaved like the person she was inside and tried to fit in with everyone else, which just made her stand out more. One of the aunts notes this and says that she lacks courage because she wants to be normal, but being “weird” and herself would be a much more rewarding state of being. Being true to herself is one of the themes in the movie.

“… Keep Rosemary By Your Garden Gate, Plant Lavender For Luck… ”

Sally Owens

Sally and her daughters lighting candles in Practical Magic

The most often-remembered of the Practical Magic quotes is from Sally:

There are some things I know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.

This quote from Practical Magic is one of the most iconic in the film and really captures the essence of the story. The Owens women are witches, but they aren’t mean and nasty like the majority of the town initially believes. They are not the stereotypes that exist in horror movies. They believe in throwing salt over their shoulders and planting lavender for luck, and most importantly, they believe in living their lives as freely and happily as they can, which includes falling in love. The idea of herbs in the garden bringing luck and of love being one of the most important things speaks to the heart of Practical Magic.